Swipe File AA
GDMSL-112. i am s. mouse, the night manager of s. rose, inc. and if they wanted to fire me they could have given me two weeks notice.
i am s. mouse, the night manager of s. rose, inc. and if they wanted to fire me they could have given me two weeks notice. i certainly wouldnt rip up the floor and tear out partitions to get rid of a night manager, would you. and then lie about it to customers. when people ask about the pounding, dick rose smiles and says, oh were remodeling, and bob rose laughs and says, it will make the store look a lot nicer when people come in to buy desks and office machines and things, who do they think there kidding. that remodeling talk may fool some people but i know […]
GDMSL-111. i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc., and that noise outside dick rose’s door is the cat.
i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc., and that noise outside dick rose’s door is the cat. i see now that i should have told bob and dick that i’ve taken over as night manager, but i hate being laughed at. this man called up and said, hey, you should see the mouse i got working for me. I said, you, sir, are a copy cat. no kidding, said the man, this mouse is 39, 22, 37. well, i said, if you don’t know for sure how old he is why don’t you ask this has nothing to do with her age, you dope, he said, she’s young and […]
GDMSL-110. that man whose account ive been handling for the roses just laughed and lauged at me over the telephone, you cant even spell sinnamon, he said.
i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc. stands for sinnamon. You can spell sinnamon any way you want, my mother spells it with an s. that man whose account ive been handling for the roses just laughed and lauged at me over the telephone, you cant even spell sinnamon, he said. i told him he was lucky to get a mouse that could spell at all. i said, most mice couldnt even answer the phone. and he said, i meant to ask you about that, how do you answer the phone, and i said, well you watch the little buttons and the one that lights up, thats the one […]
GDMSL-109. i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc. and im sorry about that last letter, the one about the s. in s. mouse.
i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc. and im sorry about that last letter, the one about the s. in s. mouse. it has caused a lot of trouble with the roses. people come in and buy desks and office machines and fixtures and chairs and shelves and things and then they look at dick rose or bob rose and say, all right, what does the s. stand for. oh, the roses say, ha, ha, not our s. well, good. its your mouses s. we want to know about, the people say. Whos s., the roses say, and the people say, your night manager s., thats whose s. now, […]
GDMSL-108. maybe you would like to know what the s. stands for. people call up at 3 a.m. and ask about the s. and when i tell them they just say, oh, and hang up without buying anything.
I am s. mouse of s. rose, inc. and i am the night manager. maybe you would like to know what the s. stands for. people call up at 3 a.m. and ask about the s. and when i tell them they just say, oh, and hang up without buying anything. this makes me look bad. I have been the night manager for three months now and i have not sold a paper weight even, if dick rose or bob rose knew about it theyd fire me sure, or bring a cat in here. so i am going to be a rat. I will resort to low tactics. i won’t […]
GDMSL-107. i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc., and the reason i dont use capital letters is because im tired.
i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc., and the reason i dont use capital letters is because im tired. a man asked me about that this evening, he called up and said whos this squeaking and i said s. mouse, night manager, and he said, why dont you write capital letters, it looks terrible. buddy, i said, you should try standing on the shift key and step on another letter at the same time, every time i try it, i said, this electric typewriter bucks and i am dam tired of getting thrown in the waste-basket. all right, said the man, i am picking on you because you moused […]