i am s. mouse of s. rose, inc. and im sorry about that last letter, the one about the s. in s. mouse.
it has caused a lot of trouble with the roses.
people come in and buy desks and office machines and fixtures and chairs and shelves and things and then they look at dick rose or bob rose and say, all right, what does the s. stand for.
oh, the roses say, ha, ha, not our s. well, good.
its your mouses s. we want to know about, the people say. Whos s., the roses say, and the people say, your night manager s., thats whose s. now, what does the s. stand for. And then both of the roses start sweating and you can see the whites of their eyes.
so ive got to admit something, i havent told the roses that ive taken over the store at night.
i thought id run things and surprise them, make it a good going proposition before i made my salary demands.
thats why i said i wouldnt tell what the s. stands for unless you buy something, but i will tell you anyhow.
the s. stands for sinnamon. because im a sinnamon color.
so you call dick or bob and order anything you want, just call cherry 1-1060 and theyll give you the best deal youve ever had in office furniture and fixtures and machines, they rent stuff and they buy staff too. And tell them that s. mouse sent you.
